That's a girl ...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman;
If you donít, you are not a man;
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
If you donít, you are good for nothing;
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp;
If you donít, you do not understand;
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring;
If you donít, she accuses you of double-crossing;
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy;
If you donít, you are a dull boy;
If you are jealous, she says itís bad;
If you donít, she thinks you do not love her;
If you attempt a romance, she says you didnít respect her;
If you donít, she thinks you do not like her;
If you are a minute late, she complains itís hard to wait;
If she is late, she says thatís a girlís way;
If you visit another man, youíre not putting in ďquality timeĒ;
If she is visited by another woman, ďoh itís natural, we are girlsĒ;
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold;
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage;
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics;
If you do, she thinks itís just one of menís tactics for seduction;
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting;
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring;
If you talk, she wants you to listen;
If you listen, she wants you to talk;
That's A GIRL!