With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet." A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet." Finally they say:
- When can we see the baby?
And the mother says: - When the baby cries.
So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says: - I forgot where I put it.